In der Mai-Ausgabe von UNIKING habe ich letztens einen sehr interessanten Artikel gelesen.

Fernsehen bildet, vor allem, wenn du die richtigen Programme über die Mattscheibe laufen lässt. Unser Amerika-Korrespondent hat’s getan und ein besonders lehrreiches Genre entdeckt. Seine Erkenntnisse fasst er exklusiv für UNIKING zusammen. Im Soziologie-Seminar kannst du sie sicher gut gebrauchen:

• Women wear high heels in bed.
• Men can do it, whenever they want.
• Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
• Women always orgasm when men do.
• All women are noisy cummers.
• People in the 70’s couldn’t cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
• Those tits are real.
• A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is ti take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
• Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.
• Asian men don’t exist.
• If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
• When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
• Men always pull out.
• Women never have headaches… or periods.
• When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.
• A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
• Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.
• Dorky guys never have to beg.